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the 80 Best Short London Instagram Captions and Puns

Are you looking for the PERFECT London Instagram captions or puns for your London photos? I have so many for you to choose from. It could be a funny pun about Big Ben or a short but powerful caption about the Swinging City. The choice is yours, and the best thing is you will have plenty of them. More captions, less words let’s go!

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Short and simple captions about London

Make a statement with these short captions. You can even print them to decorate your office room or a mug you can print on.

Live. Love. London.

Up in the clouds, on my way to London.

All you need is love and a vacation in London.

London is always a good idea.

Keep calm and go to London.

When in doubt, follow your heart to London.

A bad day in London is better than a good day anywhere else.

London is calling, so I must go.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a ticket to London.

There’s no time to be bored in London.

Keep calm and carry on? No, just go to London.

There will always be London.

Serving looks from London.

Girl Gone London.

London mode: on.

London is my therapy.

Instagram captions and puns about London’s weather

London weather is well known for being whimsical. And should I mention the infinite rainy days or the thick fog? There are also sunny days in London, but they are less fun to talk about. 😉 Enjoy!

Take a perfect day, add six hours of rain and fog, and you have instant London.

About to enjoy the showers of London.

London on a sunny day is my idea of heaven.

The cold here is snow joke.

About to enjoy the showers of London.

The fog was so thick we mist our tour.

I tried to grab a pic of London fog, but I mist.

In winter, London makes a great frost impression.

Trying to make our way around London, but we don’t have the foggiest idea where we are.

Funny London Puns and Captions for Instagram

Amuse your readers with the following short puns and captions!

London fundon!

Mind the gap! – London Metro

It’s always pub o’clock in London.

London hair, don’t care.

London is a roost for every bird.

Be right back, going to London. (Just kidding, be back never).

London like you.

Talk British to me.

What a brew-tiful day!

Street art in London is very ad-mural-able.

Captions and puns about British Food

Came to London for the sights but want to stay for the scones? You will love these puns and captions.

If you need me, you’ll find me in Borough Market stuffing my face with delicious food. PS: don’t need me.

I’m taking life one scone at a time.

Can you pass the tea and scones, please?

London is my cup of tea.

Here’s the hot tea from London.

The more fish and chips the merrier.

Never met a scone I didn’t like.

It’s always tea time in London.

You are the fish to my chips.

Sweet dreams are made of scones and sight-seeing in London.

Fifty Shades of Earl Grey.

Sticks and scones may break my bones.

This little piggy went to Camden Market.

London Instagram captions and puns about iconic places

There are so many iconic places in London! While you run around the city taking the perfect selfie with Ben or on the Eye, check out the following captions and puns for your socials.

Fish and chips, the River Thames, and Big Ben. My life is complete.

When in London, walk the steps of the Beatles (Abbey Road).

Studying abroad at Hogwarts (Platform 9 3/4).

The traffic in London is like a Piccadilly Circus.

I can’t be Thamed.

Having the best Thames in London.

Watching the River Thames is one of the world’s most famous live streams.

Buckingham Palace Puns

Yes, I’m a queen. Thanks for asking.

Living like the royals.

Wear your crown and go to London.

Home is where the palace is.

Visiting Buckingham Palace, but I’m having a bad heir day.

Feeling like a Queen in London.

Puns About London Eye

On top of the sky in the London Eye.

Eye spy.

Oh, Eye see you.

London, Eye’m a fan!

Eye came. Eye saw. Eye conquered.

Keeping my London Eye on the prize.

Getting a bird’s eye view from the London Eye.

Big Ben captions and puns

Saying hi to my bestie, Big Ben.

Relationship status: crushing on Big Ben.

How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

The work on Big Ben is meant to take 3 years. That’s a long time considering they’re working around the clock.

Oops, I did it Big Ben.

Where have you Ben all my life?

Feeling ticked off at Big Ben.

Where has Big Bae been all my life?

Tower of London and Tower Bridge

Keep calm and go to Tower Bridge.

Let’s cross that Tower Bridge when we get to it.

Searching for ravens at the Tower of London.

Happy to leave the Tower of London with my head still on!

Have you found the perfect London Instagram captions or puns?

You must have by now! But, if you need some more inspiration and you would like longer quotes instead, check out +90 Inspiring and Musing London quotes.

Do you like Instagram captions? At Anita Beyond The Sea we love them too! That’s why on the Travel Inspiration page you will find many different quotes and captions to step up your socials. Come check it regularly, a new Instagram captions post is out every two weeks.

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